Friday, September 28, 2012

Ufologists, Are We All Liars?

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As I ooze myself into my tight leather jacket my conscience troubled me. Why do so many in the field of Ufology just make stuff up?  I want to be a star of course, but this can not be all about me, what about the other people I hang around with. Now I know that Richard C Hoagland just has verbal diarrhea and loves the sound of his own voice so that probably explains his motives for an over active imagination. Well you can imagine the verbal masturbation we had together as we pretended to collaborate on Dark Mission. Richard thought me being some kind of Engineer would give the book a certain gravitas. I kept my pretty mouth shut for most of the time and just pressed the record button on my Dictaphone and let Richard ramble on about angles, faces, Nazis, Glass domes, and something about R2D2 from Star Trek. Apparently Richard was convinced Gene Rodenbury was in league with George Lecas and some builder types. Masons Richard called them.

To be honest I was glad when I finally got him into a taxi and out of my squalid apartment. Imagine my surprise when I woke up one morning with a Hooker and the phone was bleeping. " Mikey baby, it's Dickey C, we are on the NYT best seller list".  I wiped the drool from my mouth and asked the lady of the night to leave.  It was only an hour after she left that I realized she had stolen my wallet like I had stolen all the Law of Attraction ideas and made my own book The Choices.

Well So why do Ufologists tell big fibbings? Well for the money and the attention. We are basically all a bunch of loser nobodies that seized our chance for some cash and notoriety on the UFO conference circuit or circus as we in the know call it.

Well have to leave it here for now that Cassidy bitch from Camel project is on the phone. Apparently they are running out of people to interview that can come across half convincing on camera. She knows I can keep a straight face even when making the most wildest of claims...

I was on Coast .to Coast the other night. I will give you the inside of that farce later.

Well goodbye for now my darlings.. love n light and blessings from the Velussian Angels MB xoxoxox

Does Ufology Make You Bald?

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I have recently been looking at myself for hours in my bathroom mirror. Although I am obviously overweight I am still gorgeous.But even though I know I am wonderful I am noticing more and more the loss of hair to my wonderful cranium. The beard does help keep the viewers eye more to my lovely face than my head.

It does seem to me that the more interest I show in Ufology the less hair I have... Well look at Dr Steven Greer and Steven Bassett. Both heavy hitters in Ufology and both as barren as the surface of the Moon.

I also wonder if the Alien cats are stealing my hair in the middle of the night using remote preening. OMG I need to wear an anti Cat Hat. The grey cats, or just the Greys as they are known are probably the worst. Archons I think John Lash calls them. Gnostic Alien Archon Cats.

Watch out for the Gnostic Alien Archon Cats my dear dear friends. They will stop at nothing to get human hair. They are using sky elevators from the Moon to the North Pole where their UFOs are double parked, and into the night sky for hair abductions.

 Stay safe love n light MB xoxoxox

Alien Cats On The Moon

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Hi Mike here,
Just wanted to let all my super wonderful brilliant fans that I have a video up on Disclose TV.
Hope you like?  Big Hugs n Kisses to you all,  Mike Bara.