The Star “Vega” the Brightest in the Northern Hemisphere is planned to be renamed “Bara” In honor of the World’s leading authority on anything he feels he is, Author and “Star” of Ancient Aliens and Moon Rising Mike Bara.
This could be the greatest thing in Astronomy since the down
grading of the Planet Pluto and the “Higgs Boson God Particle”. Philip Cary Plait aka Bad Astrononmy
NASA publicly announced on their
live TV feed and NASA’s Press Officer Rick Mason said “Yes we feel this is the only fitting tribute to Mike Bara after he brought us to task and highlighted all of NASA’s mistruths, lies and very poor
scientific practices in the book “Dark Mission”” After making the statement
he stood proud and silent as the unofficial NASA anthem was played, “Das Lied
der Deutschen”, and a Nazi Swastika flag was unfurled behind him.
Bill Bryson the cuddly chubby faced amateur astronomer from
Houston Texas said. “Houston we do not
have a problem!” He broke into loud chortling laughter before proceeding
with “I wish you and yours and Mike clear
skies.” Bryson had first penned the idea to “Astronomer Weekly Magazine” The World’s oldest pier reviewed publication
on Astronomy a few months ago. It was published in the magazine in the “Your Replies
Section” and the momentum and positive feedback became an unstoppable force
that lead us to approach first NASA and then other leading Astronomers. A
spokesperson for the Magazine said.
Martin Rees, Baron Rees of Ludlow Britain’s Astronomer Royal
said “I am humbled to be part of this
most auspicious of occasions. Now can I
get back to bed please it is 4 am here in the UK?”
Neil deGrasse Tyson, American astrophysicist and science
communicator and Frederick P. Rose Director of the Hayden Planetarium at the
Rose Center for Earth and Space and a research had this to say ” I was so excited I wanted to go out into
the street and grab someone and say have you heard this?” He also commented
“The algebraic word النسر الواقع for this star means Bara anyway so only slight amendments
would need to be made”.
A spokes lady Miss Jose Escamilla speaking on behalf of “The
Cosmos Foundation” said “My only regret is that Carl Sagan is not alive to
witness this”.
Other Space agencies around the World have yet to announce any
opinion on it.
Richard C Hoagland that worked with Bara on the book Dark Mission and is the faux Science correspondent for Coast to Coast AM with George Noory said “Typical I did all the donkey work and this Ass gets all the glory”.
Mike Bara himself was said to be intoxicated by the news and
at this time unable to comment.
